Monday, May 11, 2009

If you have nothing else....

As I wait for a download to be completed, this comes to my mind....

Bored? Absolutely. 
Sleepy? Yep.
Tired? Surprisingly so :-)
Horny? Surprisingly not!
Connect with God? goes without saying.
Hungry? Nah....
How about dessert? Empty freezer.
Aches? Nope.
Temper? Cool as a cucumber....that's till I see my gardener...!
Mood? Relaxed.
Porn? Been quite a while since I saw one.
Intuition? my job....let's see how it pans out.
Anything new? itrip. Not recommended.
Missed anyone lately? mom.
Tube? American Idol, Reaper.....and many more....
Achievements lately? My dad watching American Idol....even if it's just once....!
International Affairs? Nada. 
Prayers? He is supposed to know. 
Regrets? Not having followed Heroes from the beginning....I will make it up soon.
Worth Watching? Just Shoot me....starting on Zee Cafe soon. Absolutely hillarious!
Music? Poker face - Lady Gaga.
Secrets? ....
Religion? Pained to see it distorted. 
Financial meltdown? Fascinating!
China? Would love to go there one day.  
In touch with the world? Incommunicado.
IPL moment? Warne grabbing a beer on the boundary while fielding!
Weather? Allah ki rehmat!
Twitter? Let's talk about it when it starts monetizing.
Money? Plenty...living off my dad!
MBA? Good!
Outsourcing? Still figuring out if its a blue collar job or a white collar one?
Movie? Almost 70 in the last two months.
Must watch? Spy Game, My Fair Lady, Khuda Kay Liye.
Green? Key to making a lot of money!
Water? Cause of the next big war and also...right beside me....:-)
Source of spiritual concepts? Matrix and Star Wars.
Download? completed.
Bored? Clearly you have the memory of a goldfish. Please go to the top.

Parting Thoughts? Why don't you read this once again....clearly you have nothing else to do!!

ciao. 

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Where's the substance....?

My staple timepass these days is the IPL - one heck of a tournament! Needless to say, I am having a great time. Infact, I have postponed my plans to think about what I need to do till this tournament gets over...though I must confess, there is a lot of pressure building up on me from people close to me. Anyway, that's not what this blog is all about....but yes, the IPL is the root  of this particular blog. During one of the B'lore games, I heard the commentator mentioning that Dr. Mallya had just come in from Bahrain after watching his Force India team in the F1 race. That set me thinking-what's this guy got to do with F1?  Is it worth the investment? 

Spent sometime digging into the numbers (as you can see, I have plenty of time..:-)) and here's what I came up with...  

Let's try to analyse the economics of owning a F1 team and if it makes sense for all and sundry to think that they should own one as it is a good subject for an interesting chat with that fancy guest that you have been secretly envying all year long...

We must first understand as to why this sport really exists or came into being. This is where a lot of automobile as well as ancillary industries are looking to test out some of their latest technologies in terms of performance, aerodynamics, innovation etc. That is why you have the likes of ferrari, mclaren, toyota, merc, BMW as team owners. 

I am going to spare you the details and not delve deep into the numbers.  Let's look at the expenses at a high level --

An F1 team annual expenses can be as high as $450m  to as low as (just) $80m. Close to a $100m can go into just the engine.  The other major expense is the S&B - to be very specific - the driver and the management salaries, which eat up close to half the S&B budget of a F1 team. Drivers such as Alonso and Hamilton can be as expensive as 25-30m USD a year. You have the car  manufactring costs and finally the miscellaneous costs of travelling, lodging etc. Teams like Force India generally are at the lower spectrum of the expenditure budgets. 

Now, where are the revenues coming from -- Main sponsor, mini-sponsors and corporate and technical sponsors. In addition to this, the F1 Administrative authority shares a large chunk of their revenues with the teams based on their wins and standings. With the FOA revenue sharing on the basis of wins/points being a siginificant source of revenue for the teams, teams like Ferrari and Mclarens are considered to be profitable ventures while some of the other may just be break-even cases. 

In case of Force India - their main sponsor is Kingfisher and in addition they will be lucky to gain any points in this season. So, the revenue from FOA is hard to come by. What does a airline company get out of sponsoring a F1 team? Publicity, yes. But is this really worth this kind of an expenditure for an airline that basically is a domestic affair. It may have something (to sound extremely optomisitic) good for the company when F1 comes to India in 2010. This company, as we all know is seriously in the red at the moment. So, effectively speaking Dr. Mallya is bankrolling the F1 operations at the moment through one of his not-so-healthy companies. 

Let us not forget that a company such as Honda pulled out of F1 this year citing economic downturn. A company that actually has something to gain from a sport like this is not willing to sustain such expensive operations shows how much of  a pressure this can have on your margins. It is also relevant to say that, unlike the other F1 teams, Honda was footing the complete bill on it's own without accepting any main sponsors.  We have heard that there has been pressure on toyota to also exit the sport owing to the same pressures (though they have a main sponsor). 

We need to unclutter our thoughts and then take the right decision. Does it really make sense to be part of the something if you have absolutely zilch synergies to speak of!

Again, one needs to be clear about what one wants to step into. The question is WHY? If there are no synergies, it doesn't make sense. This is what I call "taking your eye off the ball". 

We all have this inherent desire to make something of ourselves in this world. Let me rephrase that - we all have this inherent desire to "make a name" for ourselves. Nothing wrong with this. But sometimes we tend to take this desire a tad too far. We tend to make some not-so-wise decisions just to become the cynosure of an evening gathering. But does that decision really pay off eventually? If hogging a little limelight is the reason, in all probability not.   

So, is a kingfisher logo on the scorcher good enough to justify Dr. Mallya owning an F1 team? How long will he keep it before he sells it off? Your guess is as good as mine.....!