Long time....no crap.

BORING......!

If you really want to get the pronunciation right, please watch Homer Simpson in the Simpsons!

Life's a bitch!

Is life a bitch or am I simply a dog....?

Kismet

Kismet.....this word has foxed me for a long time now.....I'm not sure how do we define this word or what is it's true significance.

I am a muslim. One of the most important tenets of this religion (or any, I am sure) is that the Lord is Almighty. A word which, when understood, can make you tremble and move the ground under your feet. Allah is Almighty. Period.

Now....kismet. To put it simply (as I understand it), You will get no more or no less than what has been ordained for you. Isn't my Lord the almighty? Can I not ask him for anything and expect him to bestow it opon me in his glorious ways? Then why such limitations? Does He have any boundaries? Certainly not.

Kismet, my friends, is the will of the lord. His will defines what we get and what we don't. There is nothing more and nothing less to it.

Period. Full period. Full stop.

Superman!

Seriously......why would anyone want to wear his undies on top his tights (tights????)

Thoughts????

God.....Rewinded!

Everyone says that there is a bit of God in everyone of us. What about the other way round? What if there is a bit of each one of us in God.....? Scary...huh?

Stop getting scared and get out of my face!!

Woman Driver

Dolly ... so doc... if someone sings out loud with music playing on the radio - what is ur verdict on the driver?
isaid ... don't sit with him. in all probability he's going to bang into someone.
isaid ... if it's a she, don't sit with her - music or no music - period.

Driving Philosophy

Driving to work.....actually Aseem's been driving me to work these days (knowing I don't have the money to fill my gas tank - bad times - we can talk about this some other time)...I somehow had a revelation that guaging a person's character is best possible by observing him/her drive. Why? Well, that's when you are most focussed on the road and don't really bother about someone observing you especially if you are not in the same car......

....don't believe me? Give it a shot on someone you know.......

....now that you have bored me.....please get lost.

The Beginning.....

Donno where to start from......donno where this is going to lead.....if you are interested, read on......zzzzzz.......
......zzzzzzzzzzz........
......what are you watching you nitwit!?!!!!
.....can't a man get some sleep in peace.....
.....more as soon as I wake up......