Saturday, December 17, 2011

Manali


Shandy (lower right) and I both needed a break and manali gave us just that. The unbearable cold, my hurting knee, closed forest trails, a heater that glowed (and did just that) from midnight until the wee hours of the morning, a Rs791 a night motel (really love this one!), a seemingly endless bus journey, countless chais and bowls of chicken soup helped us in doing just one thing.....clear our heads. We were at a standstill....shackled.

The conclusion was clear and unmistakable. It was time for us to get off our haunches and get going. Doesn't matter if we would come up with anything worthwhile or not but it was time to take a step. It was time we moved.

Before I end this blog, I must say it felt good to have atleast the 3 of us - me, aseem and shandy - sitting at the same table after so long. David was missing but then Bombay is in the works.....or so Aseem says..

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Of jargons...

Integration is a concept oft misunderstood
Relationship is a concept oft misused
Vision is a concept oft absent
Grooming is a concept oft abused
Strategy is a concept oft alien
Discipline is oft an excuse for mediocrity
Communication oft reminds you of dumb and dumber
Egos oft remind you of boneheads.
Engagement is a concept oft lied upon
Accountability is a relationship between a techie and his deliverables.
Remuneration is oft too little, too late.
Compensation is a concept oft ignored.
Networking is a sad excuse for gossipping
Gossipping is a sad excuse for solace
Productivity is a concept oft spoken...and seldom understood
Thought is a virtue now extinct.
Follow ups is a concept oft forgotten.
Feedback is....fodder for the shredder
Brains are...highly overrated (courtesy Aliens vs Monsters)
Manager is....an emissary...oft lost.
...and Leadership....a matter of perception.

...and God is in....yapping.

....A working class hero is something to be.... (Courtesy John Lennon)

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Round 2...

In no particular order...an MBA, 2 cities, amit, shandy, a hairline fracture, gym, amazing appetite for PJs, plenty of weight gained, lost, gained and lost again, macdonalds at midnight, lotsa late night walks in dubai, CS, bonds, derivatives, pool, swimming pool, CNN, galaxies and magnums everyday, US general election, RR, 2 and a half men, shandy's (farty) slippers, backstabbers, macdonalds at 2am, sunday biryani at the canteen, Jurong medical center, friends, amit's prim and properly wrapped clothes in the cupboard (and then....they stank!), dubai academic city, subway sandwitches...for months on end, macdonalds at 4am....and the guy who's been through it all with me....aseem, life's been quite a roller coaster ride!

Day 1 -- aseem and i landed in dubai and somehow my visa document had not reached the airport. We waited for quite a while before it was found and then we got out. Zi was there and then we decided to use the college van to reach the hostel. It was a different feeling as we were to settle with different roomies. Took a while and the journey turned out to be great! Especially the pool games the 4 of us used to play -- Bombay vs Delhi! I was unbelievable at snooker. Unbelievably terrible, that is:-)

Singapore - amazing city! I love walking and this city has forests trails all over the place! Too bad i broke my leg...:-) I still can't forget aseem having fun pushing me around the hospital on the wheelchair the first time I had the cast on....

Shandy and I were unbelievable in crapping out PJs!!! That was an amazing collection we had. Amit and Aseem would just disown us. Especially aseem...he would just switch on his ipod and stare at his laptop while shandy and i would be rolling on our tummies laughing at our crappy jokes! Amit.....well, he would enjoy them provided he was awake...:-)

Most importantly....we had these great debates....from vegetarians vs non-vegetarians (aseem in one corner, shandy, amit and I in the other) to the future of the financial world and how the whole collapse was the revamping of the economic order.

Fast forward to right now...sitting in my bed, watching Spy Game, I decide to blog. This is my first blog since i joined back Hewitt. 20 months in the wild. Back at the same firm, same house....and what do you know...even the same interviewers! Though it seems that time stood still for all this while, I seem to have come to a completely new place. The challenges are quite different from the ones I had faced in my earlier stint and that makes it all the more....fun! How am i doing? Donno. It's just too early to take a call. I am yet to come into my 'element', still a little rusted, a little slow. But I am moving...

Life's come a full circle. It's time to work.

This is ibrahim 2.0 signing off.

Monday, May 11, 2009

If you have nothing else....

As I wait for a download to be completed, this comes to my mind....

Bored? Absolutely. 
Sleepy? Yep.
Tired? Surprisingly so :-)
Horny? Surprisingly not!
Connect with God? goes without saying.
Hungry? Nah....
How about dessert? Empty freezer.
Aches? Nope.
Temper? Cool as a cucumber....that's till I see my gardener...!
Mood? Relaxed.
Porn? Been quite a while since I saw one.
Intuition? my job....let's see how it pans out.
Anything new? itrip. Not recommended.
Missed anyone lately? mom.
Tube? American Idol, Reaper.....and many more....
Achievements lately? My dad watching American Idol....even if it's just once....!
International Affairs? Nada. 
Prayers? He is supposed to know. 
Regrets? Not having followed Heroes from the beginning....I will make it up soon.
Worth Watching? Just Shoot me....starting on Zee Cafe soon. Absolutely hillarious!
Music? Poker face - Lady Gaga.
Secrets? ....
Religion? Pained to see it distorted. 
Financial meltdown? Fascinating!
China? Would love to go there one day.  
In touch with the world? Incommunicado.
IPL moment? Warne grabbing a beer on the boundary while fielding!
Weather? Allah ki rehmat!
Twitter? Let's talk about it when it starts monetizing.
Money? Plenty...living off my dad!
MBA? Good!
Outsourcing? Still figuring out if its a blue collar job or a white collar one?
Movie? Almost 70 in the last two months.
Must watch? Spy Game, My Fair Lady, Khuda Kay Liye.
Green? Key to making a lot of money!
Water? Cause of the next big war and also...right beside me....:-)
Source of spiritual concepts? Matrix and Star Wars.
Download? completed.
Bored? Clearly you have the memory of a goldfish. Please go to the top.

Parting Thoughts? Why don't you read this once again....clearly you have nothing else to do!!

ciao. 

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Where's the substance....?

My staple timepass these days is the IPL - one heck of a tournament! Needless to say, I am having a great time. Infact, I have postponed my plans to think about what I need to do till this tournament gets over...though I must confess, there is a lot of pressure building up on me from people close to me. Anyway, that's not what this blog is all about....but yes, the IPL is the root  of this particular blog. During one of the B'lore games, I heard the commentator mentioning that Dr. Mallya had just come in from Bahrain after watching his Force India team in the F1 race. That set me thinking-what's this guy got to do with F1?  Is it worth the investment? 

Spent sometime digging into the numbers (as you can see, I have plenty of time..:-)) and here's what I came up with...  

Let's try to analyse the economics of owning a F1 team and if it makes sense for all and sundry to think that they should own one as it is a good subject for an interesting chat with that fancy guest that you have been secretly envying all year long...

We must first understand as to why this sport really exists or came into being. This is where a lot of automobile as well as ancillary industries are looking to test out some of their latest technologies in terms of performance, aerodynamics, innovation etc. That is why you have the likes of ferrari, mclaren, toyota, merc, BMW as team owners. 

I am going to spare you the details and not delve deep into the numbers.  Let's look at the expenses at a high level --

An F1 team annual expenses can be as high as $450m  to as low as (just) $80m. Close to a $100m can go into just the engine.  The other major expense is the S&B - to be very specific - the driver and the management salaries, which eat up close to half the S&B budget of a F1 team. Drivers such as Alonso and Hamilton can be as expensive as 25-30m USD a year. You have the car  manufactring costs and finally the miscellaneous costs of travelling, lodging etc. Teams like Force India generally are at the lower spectrum of the expenditure budgets. 

Now, where are the revenues coming from -- Main sponsor, mini-sponsors and corporate and technical sponsors. In addition to this, the F1 Administrative authority shares a large chunk of their revenues with the teams based on their wins and standings. With the FOA revenue sharing on the basis of wins/points being a siginificant source of revenue for the teams, teams like Ferrari and Mclarens are considered to be profitable ventures while some of the other may just be break-even cases. 

In case of Force India - their main sponsor is Kingfisher and in addition they will be lucky to gain any points in this season. So, the revenue from FOA is hard to come by. What does a airline company get out of sponsoring a F1 team? Publicity, yes. But is this really worth this kind of an expenditure for an airline that basically is a domestic affair. It may have something (to sound extremely optomisitic) good for the company when F1 comes to India in 2010. This company, as we all know is seriously in the red at the moment. So, effectively speaking Dr. Mallya is bankrolling the F1 operations at the moment through one of his not-so-healthy companies. 

Let us not forget that a company such as Honda pulled out of F1 this year citing economic downturn. A company that actually has something to gain from a sport like this is not willing to sustain such expensive operations shows how much of  a pressure this can have on your margins. It is also relevant to say that, unlike the other F1 teams, Honda was footing the complete bill on it's own without accepting any main sponsors.  We have heard that there has been pressure on toyota to also exit the sport owing to the same pressures (though they have a main sponsor). 

We need to unclutter our thoughts and then take the right decision. Does it really make sense to be part of the something if you have absolutely zilch synergies to speak of!

Again, one needs to be clear about what one wants to step into. The question is WHY? If there are no synergies, it doesn't make sense. This is what I call "taking your eye off the ball". 

We all have this inherent desire to make something of ourselves in this world. Let me rephrase that - we all have this inherent desire to "make a name" for ourselves. Nothing wrong with this. But sometimes we tend to take this desire a tad too far. We tend to make some not-so-wise decisions just to become the cynosure of an evening gathering. But does that decision really pay off eventually? If hogging a little limelight is the reason, in all probability not.   

So, is a kingfisher logo on the scorcher good enough to justify Dr. Mallya owning an F1 team? How long will he keep it before he sells it off? Your guess is as good as mine.....!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Going ons...

It was good to see both aseem and gaudy last week after ages (a month, to be honest). We, as usual, spent time talking about what's on and what's not. Gossip, tales of Hewitt from gaudy which includes a generous sprinkle of funny anecdotes.....and after a while, spiritualism and our views on it. Sitting with these guys you just don't realise where time flies. Before you knew it, it was 230am and we were sipping some absolutely atrocious cold coffee (with Gaudy proclaiming "Doodh phata hua hai!") and paying a handsome sum for each of those. It's important to connect with people who are at the same wavelength.....and that's exactly what connects the 3 of us. It's hard to believe that someone like me who is extremely notorious when it comes to keeping in touch, would dial gaudy every couple of days while aseem and i were in dubai/singapore. 

As always, i managed to catch a couple of movies....and i absolutely cannot miss one if there's an animation in the theatre -- Monsters vs Aliens....not really great but definitely funny in parts especially, the blue gooey creature....that thing had me in splits! These movies really crack me up! Saw The International....an okay movie with a rather mediocre end.  It's just that I am a great fan of Clive Owen. I think he's simply marvellous.  Tried out a new restaurant after a while - it's called Chi @ Citywalk. Very nice food. This place is not specifically chinese but has a mix of oriental food, the menu is different from the regular oriental restaurants in delhi. Pretty good. Would love to try out their Tempura the next time. Haven't had good tempuras in a while. 

Well, while coming back from delhi, I realized that I had a stiff back. Next morning, the doc told me I am having muscle spasm. I was back to using a driver in aligarh -- no driving for a while. Anyway, medicines have done a wonderful job and feeling pretty good this morning. My santro does not seem to have the most comfortable seats when it comes to long hauls. Earlier on, i had decided not to buy a new car for another year (I find it to be quite a waste)  when some new models are expected and this one would finally have lived it's life but now, I just might...

IPL....what an amazing match b/w Rajasthan and KKR the other day,  the best I have seen since India vs Pak T20 wc finals. Simply superb! What it showcased was the impact of true leadership on a bunch of mediocre non-entities. This includes Munaf, who seem to bowl without a head on his shoulder. He was the quickest we had a year or two back. Now, he has neither pace nor shrewdness in terms of surprising the batsman.   

Nothing much on TV these days...American Idol is the only one that keeps me glued to the tube. Anoop goes out....sad, but then his time was up. Chris has really improved over the weeks and matt...he seems to be deproving over the weeks. We can see either him or Allison going out next week (though she absolutely does not deserve to!). Adam sits at the top of the pack...it's not his voice but the desire to amaze the audience every week with a very deliberate attempt to show his versatility to the audience. The others just look (as simon would say), "kareoke" when compared with him. 

This shows that you just don't need a good voice but also a brain to showcase your talent. But if you were to watch the blue gooey thing in M vs A, he would tell you (from experience) that brains are "highly overrated"!!! Do watch it if you have a taste for senseless humor!

  

Friday, April 17, 2009